jo | ♐ | 14 | ♀

hey guys, welcome to my blog. I'm cool. and a panromantic ace. tho that doesn't matter since i am TAKEN!

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conversation with mum today

  • me: yawns
  • mum: goodness cover your mouth when you yawn
  • me: why
  • mum: because it's proper! people will think I never taught you to!
  • me: well I hate to tell you but it's probably because you didn't.

misandry-mermaid:

shitstraightwhiteguyssay:

aw yea meme monday

This used to be relevant and great.

And it still is.

tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS

  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Anonymous asked: WE DONT DRY OUR DICKS WE WIPE OUR BALLS WITH THE TOWEL AND THE DICK DRYS BY IT SELF BECAUSE IT IS NATURALLY HOT

OH MY GOD IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS

ENOUGH I SAY

IVE HAD MORE PEOPLE DESCRIBING HOW THEY HANDLE THEIR BITS THAN A SEXUAL CONFESSIONS BLOG I SWEAR

Anonymous asked: btw if you still havent gotten an answer to that, dick shrinks when its wet, and even just generally its not big enough to swing at stage 1 even if youre blessed, so you usually just palm the package

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

but yeah I forgot to factor in shrinkage 8I

how does shower sex work then
actually you know what don’t answer that

Anonymous asked: i think you're beautiful *hides face*

8O !!!!!! gosh thank you friend!!! *rolls into the sun bc it’s prolly cooler than my cheeks rn*

  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky